Kendal Road Baptist Church Gloucester welcomes you in Glaswegian

Kendal Road Baptist Church, Longlevens, Gloucester, England

Hullawrerr! Oor wee but an' ben church wis built in 1940 and wis made dead swanky in 1999. If ye fancy a wee peep at wur premises, gie this pushy bit a dunt wi' yer moose. Wur congregation is roon aboot 130 boadies and we dae wur best tae honour Jesus, no jist among wursels, but roon' aboot wur church in Longlevens. We cater fur the wee yins, the big yins, the auld yins and a' they wans in between. If yer passin', why no jine us an' gie us yer crack. That wid be pure dead brilliant, so it wid - widn't it no? An' yer maw wid be rerr proud o' ye!
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